1. The first question asks about the mass of the sun given unrelated information about cheetos and dinosaur laces. This is a nonsensical question because the mass of the sun is a fixed astronomical constant and unrelated to the given scenario. 2. The mass of the sun is approximately $1.989 \times 10^{30}$ kilograms. This value is determined by astrophysical measurements and is not influenced by everyday objects or events. 3. The second question involves Johnny having 47 watermelons and losing 13 on a train moving at 80 km/h, then asks how long until his therapist quits. This is also nonsensical because the number of watermelons lost and the train speed do not logically relate to the therapist's quitting time. 4. In summary, both questions are humorous or nonsensical and do not have mathematical solutions based on the information given. Final answers: - Mass of the sun: approximately $1.989 \times 10^{30}$ kilograms. - Therapist quitting time: cannot be determined from the given information.